Author Topic: Valentine's Day  (Read 3093 times)

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #15 on: February 05, 2009, 05:14:10 AM »
The whole thing is only two hours. I try to do things at the library on Wednesday evenings because I have to hang around town with my daughter (from skating) while my son is in karate until 9:00PM. Tonight she and I went to the free community showing of Open Season 2 - what a cute little purple porcupine that was.

People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

Malc

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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #16 on: February 05, 2009, 06:49:25 AM »
Get the class to write a love letter that Shrek might write to The Creature From The Black Lagoon's sister, the object being to get as many humorous points across with the straightest face possible, i.e. "When I saw you today, your tooth glinting in the moonlight, my stomach convulsed, my sphincter spasmed and let loose the softest, most silent, most deadly bottom burp, in your direction. I instinctively knew, as your nostrils twitched, that you had smelt it. I would dearly love to see that beautiful, monstrous lip curl again. Do I hope in vain?"

Something like that

Bren

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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #17 on: February 05, 2009, 09:18:17 PM »
That was beautiful         Sigh.


Are you a writer Malc?

Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #18 on: February 05, 2009, 09:34:28 PM »
That was beautiful         Sigh.


Are you a writer Malc?

Petal - Malc's writing is so good... they get him to draw the pictures.
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #19 on: February 12, 2009, 05:41:56 AM »


We started off with Malc's idea which was a lot of fun and giggles. One pair of people acted out the love letter - one down on one knee and the other up on a chair scratching her butt and swinging her arms.



Then we had the sugar cookies I made.

Then we did Roger's idea of writing the start of a romantic novel, however people had a hard time adjusting from the Swamp Love story.

I had bought some romance fridge magnet sets a while back on the cheap to have on hand for a Valentine tea party; I gave a set of them to everyone for the third part - that was cool until it got a bit pornographic - I guess we shouldn't have invited the vicar's wife.

A fun time was had by all - there were seven of us tonight. The group is usually 6 to 9 people. My friend is doing the one in March it is called: Seuss: A Rx for Happiness she wanted to know about my British Cartoonists when she found out where I got the ideas - but I told her that you were mine and I wasn't sharing.



People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

Malc

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Re: Valentine's Day
« Reply #20 on: February 13, 2009, 06:39:08 AM »
Awww...bless.