Total time logged in....

[Colin]

Total time logged in: 13 hours and 0 minutes

Bit of a part timer. 

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

1 days, 16 hours and 49 minutes.

Pathetic, Colin - you need to pull your socks up, buddy!

Sometimes I sit and watch the Notice Board menu for an hour at a time. It keeps me sharp and at the peak of my

[Roger Kettle]

1 day, 5 hours and 27 minutes.
About the same time it takes The Peepmaster to find his wallet in the pub.

[The Peepmaster]

1 day, 5 hours and 27 minutes.
About the same time it takes The Peepmaster to find his wallet in the pub.

I leave it at home to be on the safe side!

[Diane CBPFC]

9 hrs 49 minutes. 

[Colin]

1 days, 16 hours and 49 minutes.

Pathetic, Colin - you need to pull your socks up, buddy!

Sometimes I sit and watch the Notice Board menu for an hour at a time. It keeps me sharp and at the peak of my

I know you probably copied and pasted Tarq, but I thought I had better break this to you before Mince does.
1 is singular, so " 1 days" plural doesn't count.
Therefore I think you should start from scratch for cheating. 

[Mince]

Total time logged in: 4 days, 22 hours and 18 minutes.

Amateurs, the lot of you.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I know you probably copied and pasted Tarq, but I thought I had better break this to you before Mince does.
1 is singular, so " 1 days" plural doesn't count.
Therefore I think you should start from scratch for cheating. 

Indeed I did cut and paste it, Colin. I have also cut and pasted this...

ped?ant      /?p?dnt/  ?noun
1.   a person who makes an excessive or inappropriate display of learning.
2.   a person who overemphasizes rules or minor details.
3.   a person who adheres rigidly to book knowledge without regard to common sense.
4.   Obsolete. a schoolmaster.

[Mince]

[Note to self: Must stop being a pedant.]

[Malc]

Six hours and seven minutes.
I suppose I could inflate this by merely clicking onto the Beau Peep site, minimising it but leaving it "open" for the rest of the time whilst I attend to other business. Time logged in (attendance) would count towards my grade.

You know, the way Uni students get through their degrees.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

That's what I did, Malc. I mean for this forum, not for my degree...

I don't actually have a degree, but I did go to Edinburgh University...
every other weekend usually, to visit my (then) girlfriend who was 'studying' there at the time. On the intervening weekends, I often went to St Andrews Uni, where my kid brother Mark was 'studying'. He was very popular at St Andrews, and I always got a great welcome when introduced to any of his mates, usually with the greeting (because we looked alike back then), "Ah - you must be Mark's brother!"

It happened so often, I took to responding with an open hand and "Call me Groucho."

Happy days...but no degree for me. Mind you, my brother didn't get one either...


1 day, 18 hours and 20 minutes.

[Malc]

[Roger Kettle]

Great stuff. The last frame, in particular, is beautifully drawn.

[Malc]

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[Mince]

5 days, 41 minutes

What's wrong with the girl's forehead?