Tarquin's Big 5-0 !!!

[The Peepmaster]

I was hoping you wouldn't mind my putting it on there...

I'd have let you win.

Maybe I could do a competition for you...

Okay, finish the limerick:

At fifty, poor Tarquin, he rued,

[Zesty White]

Happy Birthday Tarks

At fifty, poor Tarquin he rued,
"I am older than beer that's been brewed."
But in drinking to life,
He can still end in strife
When he wanders around drunk and nude.

Well what do you expect with such short notice?? Sorry Tarquin, I dont mean to suggest anything about your lifestyle... 

[The Peepmaster]

But, Zesty... How did you know? 

I doubt if we'll hear from Tarks for a bit. His bird's whisked him away for a dir, special weekend.

[Diamond Lil]

You're probably in the middle of your posh meal by now but congrats from me too...enjoy the rest of your special year.  Now someone will point out that you're now into your 51st year but you know what I mean

[Tom]

Happy Birthday from me too!

[Diane CBPFC]

I would just like to point out that although Peepsie's wonderful cartoon on the main forums page looks exactly like me, I'm treating myself to drastic plastic surgery for my birthday.

I was also going to thank those who participate for allowing me to win the quiz today. Note the "was"...   

I was going to let you win.. but then selfishness and blind ambition got the better of me.

[Max]

Happy Birthday Tarks, It's only 50, I passed that milestone a few years ago.
Life goes on the same, perhaps a little more precious than before, or, if you win the lottery a lot more like it should have been when you were 18.

Cheers

[Joan]

Oooh!  Happy Birthday, TT!  Hope you're having a lovely time on your night out and sleepover.  I wouldn't worry, my cousin was here on Monday and she's just had a milestone birthday, a couple of decades on from yours.  You'd never know it to look at her - hope I look like she does when I get there (a long, long time from now, or so it seems!)


                              

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Many thanks for the continued blessings, you loverly lot. Not long back - would say more, but I haven't the strength. Good night!

[The Peepmaster]

would say more, but I haven't the strength

Why? Were there stairs to the bedroom?

[The Peepmaster]

Roofy Poofy? 

[Malc]

At fifty, poor Tarquin he rued
"I no longer look at myself nude
the once proud ginger nuts
look like two orphaned mutts
In a greying old carpet they've chewed".

Happy belated birthday, Tarks

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Tarks, what are you up to when you're not on here? I'm seeing you leaning against the bar in some exotic location talking to babes in your white dinner jacket.






For god's sake put some pants on.

You are gifted beyond gifted, Malky!

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I would just like to point out that although Peepsie's wonderful cartoon on the main forums page looks exactly like me, I'm treating myself to drastic plastic surgery for my birthday.

I was also going to thank those who participate for allowing me to win the quiz today. Note the "was"...   

I was going to let you win.. but then selfishness and blind ambition got the better of me.

Habit is a very tough nut to crack, Diane - I empathise!

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Happy Birthday Tarks, It's only 50, I passed that milestone a few years ago.
Life goes on the same, perhaps a little more precious than before, or, if you win the lottery a lot more like it should have been when you were 18.

Cheers

Thanks, Max. Your obvious wisdom gives me strength as I try to cope with this new phase. And your avatar gives me a migraine.