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Offline Diane CBPFC

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It's Raining Men!
« on: April 07, 2009, 05:35:55 AM »
I am the sort of person that doesn?t get propositioned very often, what because of my looks and personality.  It has in fact been 25 years since I was asked on a date (married him, poor bugger). Well in the past two days I have had three offers on Flixter ? (movie review application that is associated with Facebook - so they have even see a photo of me!).

So how do I let Ben, Carlos and Wesley down gently?
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Re: It's Raining Men!
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2009, 07:05:28 AM »
Quote from: Diane CBPFC on April 07, 2009, 05:35:55 AM
I am the sort of person that doesn?t get propositioned very often, what because of my looks and personality.  It has in fact been 25 years since I was asked on a date (married him, poor bugger). Well in the past two days I have had three offers on Flixter ? (movie review application that is associated with Facebook - so they have even see a photo of me!).

So how do I let Ben, Carlos and Wesley down gently?


Diane, you don't. You know you're overworked; get them to help with the moose wrangling and the snow clearing. They could even help with driving the kids to their various activities. Sorted!
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: It's Raining Men!
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2009, 07:09:00 AM »
There's a plan I hadn't thought of. Maybe I could keep them!
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Offline Mince

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Re: It's Raining Men!
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2009, 08:18:45 AM »
Make them fight over you and take bets on who is left standing at the end.
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: It's Raining Men!
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2009, 09:41:50 AM »
Diane, thanks to your heading, I now have that annoying song in my head.
Well done on the toy-boys, though.
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« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2009, 12:26:41 PM »
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So how do I let Ben, Carlos and Wesley down gently?
Affix the best quality hoist you can afford to your love swing.
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« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2009, 12:28:03 PM »
That was the least dirty picture I could find that actually showed what it was for.  :-[
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: It's Raining Men!
« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2009, 12:46:33 PM »
I don't think they're available at every local Trading-Post in Canada, Malc.
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: It's Raining Men!
« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2009, 03:31:14 PM »
Well thanks for the tips - one can always count on this forum for top-notch advice.

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Re: It's Raining Men!
« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2009, 03:45:52 PM »
Quote from: The Peepmaster on April 07, 2009, 12:46:33 PM
I don't think they're available at every local Trading-Post in Canada, Malc.

you were always lucky Diane
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: It's Raining Men!
« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2009, 03:57:08 PM »
Quote from: Diane CBPFC on April 07, 2009, 03:31:14 PM
Well thanks for the tips - one can always count on this forum for top-notch advice.



It certainly looks like the notch is on top, in any event.
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Re: It's Raining Men!
« Reply #11 on: April 07, 2009, 05:41:52 PM »
Quote from: The Peepmaster on April 07, 2009, 12:46:33 PM
I don't think they're available at every local Trading-Post in Canada, Malc.

I'm sure Diane will be able to find it in her local Canadian Tire!
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: It's Raining Men!
« Reply #12 on: April 07, 2009, 07:36:16 PM »
I may be able to, but I doubt it would come in such a wide range of colour choices.
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Re: It's Raining Men!
« Reply #13 on: April 07, 2009, 09:21:30 PM »
Wow... looks interesting. Reckon you could do a 360 degree spin on that?

On second thoughts, I can't put a car seat in my car for my wee grand daughter, I foresee a lot of fallen ceilings.  ;D
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Re: It's Raining Men!
« Reply #14 on: April 07, 2009, 09:31:36 PM »
Quote from: Max on April 07, 2009, 09:21:30 PM
Wow... looks interesting. Reckon you could do a 360 degree spin on that?

On second thoughts, I can't put a car seat in my car for my wee grand daughter, I foresee a lot of fallen ceilings.  ;D


That's how I lost my chandeliers!  ..0
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