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Offline Mince

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Moments that never happen
« on: May 07, 2009, 02:33:34 PM »
I have always wanted someone to ask me, "Can you think of a word that starts with 'n' and ends with 'e'?" because I could then answer "Nope".

But no one ever does.
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Malc

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Re: Moments that never happen
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2009, 04:01:08 PM »
Good, because it's not funny.


Look, I'm just saying what everyone else is thinking.
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Moments that never happen
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2009, 04:04:14 PM »
Or at Christmas when you are playing hangman and there is no "L" - you could sing Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel - born is the king of Israel.
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Malc

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Re: Moments that never happen
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2009, 04:07:56 PM »
That was a misprint. Mary, mother of god, was very into peeling swedes. She had a bit of a thing for Nordic types, and decided to name her child accordingly.

The original lyric was "Bjorn is the king of Israel"
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Fyodor

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Re: Moments that never happen
« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2009, 10:39:23 AM »
Mince, I thought it was funny.
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Offline Mince

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Re: Moments that never happen
« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2009, 05:38:27 PM »
Thank you, Fyodor.

Perhaps next time I'll spice it up with a cartoon.
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