Author Topic: Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?  (Read 975 times)

Colin

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Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?
« on: June 04, 2009, 11:01:46 PM »
Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally???

Ever wonder why?



It's because she smells like a new golf bag!

Vulture

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Re: Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?
« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2009, 06:06:21 AM »
That would explain it!  :D :D :D

Malc

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Re: Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?
« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2009, 03:00:53 PM »
She doesn't look like a bag. :P

Vulture

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Re: Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?
« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2009, 03:36:53 PM »
Yes, she does. To quote Terry Wogan, she looks like a bag of spanners!  :P

Malc

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Re: Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?
« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2009, 10:06:47 PM »
Ooooo...
Somebody get a saucer of milk for Vulch...