You don't need to worry at the moment, Malc, my right hook isn't working and my left one's a lot slower and has less impact. I'm just going to ignore the cheeky wee b*gger, take your advice and deal with him later. There goes my invitation to Karaoke night on Bute - phew!
Ewan doesn't really appeal to me that way, Malc - he's a bit skinny. I like a man who stays on his feet when I hit him. (Edit, I'm just back from seeing Amelia and would like to revise my opinion - Ewan does have a certain something and I doubt very much I could knock him over.) I like him though, something about his Scottishness, humanity and sense of humour - can be a bit arty farty at times. If I were to pick a second to go with George, it would be Daniel Craig as James Bond - the Aston Martin would be an added bonus. I'm quite enjoying this fantasy. Yes, they're all a tad younger than I, but there isn't much choice, if any, left in the older ones - forget Mel, he's done his dash!
Afraid Brad doesn't do much for me, Vulch. I can see the attraction obviously - maybe it's because he has blonde hair. I've always found dark hair more attractive - probably something to do with all my family being dark haired. Red's okay too.