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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Swattin' flies
« on: May 01, 2007, 03:06:58 AM »
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"Hunting flies," he responded:

"Oh.! Killing any?" she asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 females.

Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell them apart?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad