Roger, Roger, Roger - how long have you been writing Andy Capp? All these years, and you've learned nothing.Now, get in there and display your manhood!
9.10 p.m.Last contact was around 6.45. They have been in the dining room, eating lamb with something called couscous and drinking wine. Every so often, I hear banshee noises and glasses being clinked. I fear the worst.
No, Bill, he's fine... he's posted on the other thread.