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Offline Mince

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You've been framed
« on: May 07, 2007, 11:44:19 PM »
On "You've been framed" this week, a young boy was hit twice by a swing because he was not looking where he was going. To teach the swing a lesson, the boy picked up a stick and thrashed it several times. I had to laugh at how kids act on human nature without first thinking that they are dealing with an inanimate object.

Today I grabbed the usb lead to my external hard drive and, using it like a short whip, whacked the usb connector against the table several times. I bet it won't dare to refuse to fit into my laptop again!
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: You've been framed
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2007, 11:53:37 PM »
"Come on, start, will you!? Start, you vicious b*st*rd!! Come on! Oh my God! I'm warning you ? if you don't start?  I'll count to three.  One?two?three?!! Right! That's it! You've tried it on just once too often! Right! Well, don't say I haven't warned you! I've laid it on the line to you time and time again! Right! Well?this is it! I'm going to give you a damn good thrashing!"

October 17th, 1975.
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Offline Mince

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Re: You've been framed
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2007, 11:58:58 PM »
You mean this?

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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: You've been framed
« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2007, 12:07:30 AM »


I was just trying to post that same thing, but couldn't get it to show properly. It was the html tags.
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: You've been framed
« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2007, 12:07:51 AM »
Marvellous!
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: You've been framed
« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2007, 04:29:03 AM »
I just sold a puppy on Sunday who was named Basil after the Fawlty Towers Basil. Small world.

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Re: You've been framed
« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2007, 05:14:41 AM »
Ees not puppy. Ees hamster.
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: You've been framed
« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2007, 03:25:59 PM »
I?ve often wondered ? wouldn?t it be a hoot to live in that corner house and have tourists stopping by to get their photos taken with branches. One the other hand, it must be hard on the shrubbery in the area.
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: You've been framed
« Reply #8 on: May 08, 2007, 03:51:47 PM »
Honestly, Diane - that house was an actor.
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: You've been framed
« Reply #9 on: May 08, 2007, 07:07:05 PM »
Quote from: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on May 08, 2007, 03:51:47 PM
Honestly, Diane - that house was an actor.

Actress, actually.
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: You've been framed
« Reply #10 on: May 08, 2007, 07:43:34 PM »
Really? VERY good actress then.
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Offline Mince

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Re: You've been framed
« Reply #11 on: May 08, 2007, 08:16:15 PM »
The acting of the windows frames and door were a bit wooden.
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: You've been framed
« Reply #12 on: May 08, 2007, 08:25:44 PM »
And the roof was slated by the critics. (Oh,dear---I fear this may go on for a while).
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: You've been framed
« Reply #13 on: May 08, 2007, 08:57:19 PM »
Quote from: Roger Kettle on May 08, 2007, 08:25:44 PM
And the roof was slated by the critics. (Oh,dear---I fear this may go on for a while).

Yes but it was successfully given an extension in the west-end.
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: You've been framed
« Reply #14 on: May 08, 2007, 09:32:55 PM »
With the east end being understudied by Clark Gable and Trevor Eaves.
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