See what I did there? Actually, Diane, and I mean this most sincerely (as a Canadian import was wont to say), from where I'm standing, you have all the attributes to be a truly excellent public speaker, in particular your wonderful sense of humour. In a forum with a disproportionate glut of professional humourists, alongside some very witty 'amateurs', you're the most consistently funny member in the ranks in my opinion. And what's more, it's all intentional, which is more than I can say for some of these bozos.