Boy, I can't compete with that, Calvin, or indeed any of what came before it. But it does my dodgy ticker no end of good to read such heartfelt appreciation of... of... well basically, what just is.
I'm not that well travelled alas, and have only been on two return flights in my life. The first to Eire, which was beautiful, and like stepping back in time by a several decades. The second was to Austria, and that was truly stunning. Perfectly sculpted mountains, manicured fields and crystal clear lakes, it was like stepping into a land designed by Disney. Almost too perfect.
But the best place I've ever been lay practically on my doorstep in global terms, and yet I was in my forties before I ever saw it. I make a pilgrimage up to Aviemore, just north of Kettle Country, every year, and I never tire of the beauty of the Cairngorm area, and Speyside. But it was only a few years back that I actually ventured further north than Inverness, and drove up to John O'Groats, then along the north coast and back down through the middle of the northern Highlands. I was quite stunned by the beaches up there - beautifully golden sands, palm trees and the most turquoise of waters where I expected cold, harsh desolation. It was like a mirage.
Then the drive down, through layers of peaks, hundreds of them as far as the eye could see. And splendid desolation, the mostly single-track road (in perfect condition - barely used) being the only sign of man's interference for miles and miles. Then you'd come across a cottage in the middle of nowhere, and an elderly woman would wave to you from the porch. Then nothing for another thirty miles, until you see another cottage. And another little woman waving from her porch. And you just know that the last little woman had tipped this one off with an excited phone call, declaring "There's a car coming, Morag!".
The lakes and mountains of Austria are truly awesome, but they were made by Walt Disney. If you ever get the chance to drive through the lochs and mountains of the far north of Scotland, all the way up to the top, that is the real deal!