Gracie Fields

[The Peepmaster]

Just watching a bio on TV.

That "Wish Me Luck As I Wave You Goodbye" rendition has haunted me for years. I love the high notes she reaches.

Not very "rock-and-roll", is it?

[Roger Kettle]

Rock and roll-on girdle.

[The Peepmaster]

I wonder when that will make it into a strip, Roger.. 

I found the programme quite interesting and it aroused great feelings of patriotism.

In much the same way as when World Records are conquered, keeping this nation great:

Geordie claims record for wearing most underpants

[Vulture]

I wonder when that will make it into a strip, Roger.. 

I found the programme quite interesting and it aroused great feelings of patriotism.

In much the same way as when World Records are conquered, keeping this nation great:

Geordie claims record for wearing most underpants

.... and Yes! ... his bum DID look big in all of them!

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Geordie claims record for wearing most underpants

That looks eminently beatable to me. I'm going into training... after I've gone into Marks & Spencers.

[Vulture]

I wonder if you could get more thongs on than underpants....?

[Bilthehut]

That might smart!  Ouch!

[The Peepmaster]

I wonder if you could get more thongs on than underpants....?

That would surely be quite painful, Vulch, and would look stupid. 

I accept there'd be less weight to carry, but I'm sure the boffins behind the world record attempt will have eliminated thongs as an appropriate clothing item.

[Vulture]

I wonder if you could get more thongs on than underpants....?

That would surely be quite painful, Vulch, and would look stupid. 

Oh, and the guy with 211 underpants on didn't look stupid.....?

I accept there'd be less weight to carry, but I'm sure the boffins behind the world record attempt will have eliminated thongs as an appropriate clothing item.

[The Peepmaster]

I wonder if you could get more thongs on than underpants....?

That would surely be quite painful, Vulch, and would look stupid. 

Oh, and the guy with 211 underpants on didn't look stupid.....?

I accept there'd be less weight to carry, but I'm sure the boffins behind the world record attempt will have eliminated thongs as an appropriate clothing item.

Just having 211 pairs of underpants on doesn't automatically make you look stupid, does it? It depends how you carry it off.

Let's keep an open mind, please.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Just having 211 pairs of underpants on doesn't automatically make you look stupid, does it?

Rather depends on whether or not they're Y-fronts, doesn't it?

[The Peepmaster]

We've gone off topic. I remember when all this was Fields.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

We've gone off topic. I remember when all this was Fields.

[Vulture]

I wonder if you could get more thongs on than underpants....?

That would surely be quite painful, Vulch, and would look stupid. 

Oh, and the guy with 211 underpants on didn't look stupid.....?

I accept there'd be less weight to carry, but I'm sure the boffins behind the world record attempt will have eliminated thongs as an appropriate clothing item.

Just having 211 pairs of underpants on doesn't automatically make you look stupid, does it? It depends how you carry it off.


Yes, it does. The guy in the video looked really stupid AND his bum looked big!!!

Let's keep an open mind, please.

[Malc]

We've gone off topic. I remember when all this was Fields.

I wish I too had an 'applause' smiley for that gem. You should be a cartoonist or something.