It must be autumn...

[Diane CBPFC]

...I am wearing socks for the first time in 4 months and wrote a letter of complaint to my MP - not about the weather - although I do hold him partly responsibly for that too.

[Vulture]

...I am wearing socks for the first time in 4 months and wrote a letter of complaint to my MP - not about the weather - although I do hold him partly responsibly for that too.

You tell 'im, Diane! (Although I can't agree with the wearing of sock - I never wear them, whatever the weather.)

[The Peepmaster]

They look silly on a pole-dancer, anyway.

[Bilthehut]

It also depends on where you place them. 

[Vulture]

They look silly on a pole-dancer, anyway.

I'm not a Pole; I'm half Chinese!

[The Peepmaster]

Top half, or bottom half?

[Vulture]

Left side.

[Jack]

I cannot remember the last time I went a full day without wearing socks.

I'm not sure there's ever been such a day. Well, probably for a short while after I was born. I'm not sure how old babies are before you start putting socks on them.

Anyway.

[Diane CBPFC]

That explains a lot Jack. You poor represed soul you.

[Vulture]

I cannot remember the last time I went a full day without wearing socks.

I'm not sure there's ever been such a day. Well, probably for a short while after I was born. I'm not sure how old babies are before you start putting socks on them.

Anyway.

Jack, do you do the English thing and wear socks with sandals? <<Ew>>

[lucy]

I suffer from cold feet, so I need to wear socks all season

[Jack]

Jack, do you do the English thing and wear socks with sandals? <<Ew>>

Of course not, that would just look silly.

I never wear sandals.

[Vulture]

Flip flops?

[Roger Kettle]

When on holiday, I wear my socks OUTSIDE my sandals. It's a rather dashing look and I receive lots of admiring glances.

[Vulture]