Bigfoot/Alien Sex.

[Roger Kettle]

Since it's been quiet on here recently, I thought I'd introduce a new topic.
I'm all for it, by the way.

[Vulture]

Provided the alien brings me a coffee in the morning..... OK!

[Roger Kettle]

You're a Bigfoot?

[Vulture]

Too right! Size eights. My grandmother used to threaten footbinding to stop my feet growing!

... and I misunderstood the topic. I thought there was a choice! 

[Mince]

Does the "/" mean "or" or "with"?

[Vulture]

Thanks, Mince - I thought it was 'or'!

[Diane CBPFC]

What happens high up on the mountains of Kootenay; stays on the mountains of Kootenay.

[Bilthehut]

Since it's been quiet on here recently, I thought I'd introduce a new topic.
I'm all for it, by the way.

It's always quiet on here on a Saturday.  It's like the Marie Celeste.

Are we talking 'alien' as in not of this planet, or just not of this country, region, area, etc?

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Since it's been quiet on here recently, I thought I'd introduce a new topic.
I'm all for it, by the way.

It's always quiet on here on a Saturday.  It's like the Marie Celeste.

It's Monday, Bill.

Are we talking 'alien' as in not of this planet, or just not of this country, region, area, etc?

Isn't it obvious?

[Bilthehut]

Funnily enough, Tarks, I knew that, having access to a calendar.  I was referring to Roger's comment about it having been quiet here recently.  Hence my reference to Saturday being like the Marie Celeste.  but, thanks for the notification. Does that then make this post on a Tuesday?

With regard to the question of 'alien', nothing is obvious on this forum.

[Mince]

With regard to the question of 'alien', nothing is obvious on this forum.

Some things are simple though: Peepmaster, for example.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Funnily enough, Tarks, I knew that, having access to a calendar.  I was referring to Roger's comment about it having been quiet here recently.  Hence my reference to Saturday being like the Marie Celeste.  but, thanks for the notification. Does that then make this post on a Tuesday?

Do I detect sarcasm? 

[Roger Kettle]

I was talking about Bigfoots (Bigfeet?) having sex WITH Aliens in a National Enquirer sort of way. I love some of the headlines in that sort of publication. I think it was The Daily Sport who, some years ago,  ran a headline which read "LANCASTER BOMBER FOUND ON MOON: SCENTISTS STUNNED".
A couple of weeks later, they followed up with "LANCASTER BOMBER DISAPPEARS FROM MOON: BOFFINS BAFFLED".
Genius.

[Vulture]

 

[Bilthehut]

Funnily enough, Tarks, I knew that, having access to a calendar.  I was referring to Roger's comment about it having been quiet here recently.  Hence my reference to Saturday being like the Marie Celeste.  but, thanks for the notification. Does that then make this post on a Tuesday?

Do I detect sarcasm? 

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