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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Geographical Yogurt
« on: December 18, 2010, 12:34:25 AM »
You need to be good at geography to buy Greek yogurt. I heard how good it was for you but our local store only sells “Balkan” – so there I am in the grocery store trying to remember if Greece is part of the Balkan Peninsula. I figured it must be close enough.
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Geographical Yogurt
« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2010, 09:52:55 AM »
"Balkan Yoghurt" sounds like a profane insult and I'm going to use it from now on.
"HEY, YOU! GET OUT OF MY WAY, YOU BALKAN YOGHURT!"
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Geographical Yogurt
« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2010, 02:41:59 PM »
You have to be careful when delivering the dairy insults Roger – they will retaliate by calling you “buttermilk” and then things will just escalate.
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Geographical Yogurt
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2010, 03:05:17 PM »
Yes, the Balkan States do include Greece, you condensed milk clotted cream.
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Offline Bilthehut

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Re: Geographical Yogurt
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2010, 11:48:31 PM »
Quote from: The Peepmaster on December 18, 2010, 03:05:17 PM
Yes, the Balkan States do include Greece, you condensed milk clotted cream.
;D
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Geographical Yogurt
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2010, 11:55:11 PM »
Quote from: The Peepmaster on December 18, 2010, 03:05:17 PM
Yes, the Balkan States do include Greece, you condensed milk clotted cream.

Uncultured swine.
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Geographical Yogurt
« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2010, 07:17:58 AM »
Quote from: The Peepmaster on December 18, 2010, 03:05:17 PM
Yes, the Balkan States do include Greece, you condensed milk clotted cream.

Oi, I just got that ya git.
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Re: Geographical Yogurt
« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2010, 07:35:32 AM »
Not much Christmas spirit around here yet .... :-\
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Offline Bilthehut

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Re: Geographical Yogurt
« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2010, 09:56:25 AM »
Won't some Christmas spirit inflame the situation.  Methinks I shall sally forth back to the bunker for cover.
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Geographical Yogurt
« Reply #9 on: December 19, 2010, 02:44:19 PM »
I just liked the idea of milk products being insults :-)

Talking of insulting people, I notice that Mince is maintaining his self-imposed exile from the boards. I reckon, at this time of year, some of us should furtively try and check up on what he's up to.

We need some Mince Spies.

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Re: Geographical Yogurt
« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2010, 04:08:36 PM »
Quote from: The Peepmaster on December 19, 2010, 02:44:19 PM
I just liked the idea of milk products being insults :-)

Talking of insulting people, I notice that Mince is maintaining his self-imposed exile from the boards. I reckon, at this time of year, some of us should furtively try and check up on what he's up to.

We need some Mince Spies.

<<groan>> You've been sneaking the jokes out of the Christmas crackers, haven't you?
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Geographical Yogurt
« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2010, 04:22:22 PM »
No, it's all proper Christmassy around here - plenty of mixed nuts and fruitcakes.

I just thought it was ironic that I didn't get the 'dense' insult until after Bill  ;D at Nige's post. Sometimes that Nige is just a bit too clever for me.

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Offline Bilthehut

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Re: Geographical Yogurt
« Reply #12 on: December 19, 2010, 06:07:22 PM »
Was not the emboldened text a giveaway?
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Geographical Yogurt
« Reply #13 on: December 19, 2010, 09:07:34 PM »
You would think so Bill. I tried denseclot which didn't make much sense, then I tried to rearrange the letters to make up a propper word and then I thought maybe Nige was just too smart or had been on a bender and gave up.

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Offline Bilthehut

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Re: Geographical Yogurt
« Reply #14 on: December 19, 2010, 10:39:32 PM »
Quote from: Diane CBPFC on December 19, 2010, 09:07:34 PM
You would think so Bill. I tried denseclot which didn't make much sense, then I tried to rearrange the letters to make up a propper word and then I thought maybe Nige was just too smart or had been on a bender and gave up.
I like the pun there 'propper' and 'word'.  Just like military intelligence. 8)
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