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Offline Bilthehut

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Re: Narked
« Reply #15 on: March 04, 2011, 02:33:16 PM »
Now that's just getting gross.  It this what everyone has been talking about?
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Offline Mince

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Re: Narked
« Reply #16 on: March 04, 2011, 04:54:18 PM »
If Bog doesn't post, I'm not registering anyone else.
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Offline Bilthehut

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Re: Narked
« Reply #17 on: March 04, 2011, 05:32:18 PM »
These are genuine humans you are registering, aren't they?
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Offline Bilthehut

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Re: Narked
« Reply #18 on: March 04, 2011, 05:36:29 PM »
Quote from: Mince on March 02, 2011, 11:49:42 AM
That's two people who have asked for membership and then not posted. I wonder why they write such elaborate CVs only to not participate. Maybe I need a better "Welcome Speech", which at the moment is as follows:

Welcome to the Beau Peep forums, you waste-of-space wannabe camel poo. Please feel free to post on Beau Peep using your new account, and rest assured that we'll ignore everything you say if it's as unfunny and unimaginative as your email to request membership. Buy a Beau Peep mug and try not to bother us too much.

Love and kisses from everyone at Beau Peep who cares about you (which I guarantee amounts to less than one of us).

Do you think it might need revamping slightly?

Go on, put it on the registration page then.
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Jerry Attrick

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Re: Narked
« Reply #19 on: March 06, 2011, 07:39:29 PM »
I am one of the 'naughty ones' but I blame a recent dodgy email (not from Mince!) which gave my laptop a rather nasty virus knocking it for 6, a bit like Mad Pierre! After a week in intensive care, plus a rather steep repair bill, it now appears to be back to full health.

OK, where's my jelly-babies then...
 
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Narked
« Reply #20 on: March 06, 2011, 07:57:57 PM »
Welcome Jerry, you may have all the Jelly Babies that you can take from Malc. He's a big lad.
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People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

Jerry Attrick

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Re: Narked
« Reply #21 on: March 06, 2011, 08:47:59 PM »
Magic, I love Jelly Babies!
However, I'm off on holiday from tomorrow for a week (guess which country, and city),  from the following hints:-'I was just pissing by', 'Ooh la la'. Or if these are too subtle:- 'Get an Eiffel of that Tower'!), so can Malc save them until I get back? I don't want them to get past their used by date.

Also a plea to the Peepmaster, can we have The Nomad as an option for an Avater - he seems to share my philosophy on life...

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Offline Bilthehut

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Re: Narked
« Reply #22 on: March 06, 2011, 11:02:22 PM »
Jerry,

Welcome to the Forum.  I no longer feel like the newby around here.

p.s.  They do have the internet in Gay Paree.
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Narked
« Reply #23 on: March 07, 2011, 12:37:05 AM »
Quote from: Jerry Attrick on March 06, 2011, 08:47:59 PM
Magic, I love Jelly Babies!
However, I'm off on holiday from tomorrow for a week (guess which country, and city),  from the following hints:-'I was just pissing by', 'Ooh la la'. Or if these are too subtle:- 'Get an Eiffel of that Tower'!), so can Malc save them until I get back? I don't want them to get past their used by date.

The Faroe Islands?
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Narked
« Reply #24 on: March 07, 2011, 09:24:37 AM »
Quote from: Jerry Attrick on March 06, 2011, 08:47:59 PM
Magic, I love Jelly Babies!
However, I'm off on holiday from tomorrow for a week (guess which country, and city),  from the following hints:-'I was just pissing by', 'Ooh la la'. Or if these are too subtle:- 'Get an Eiffel of that Tower'!), so can Malc save them until I get back? I don't want them to get past their used by date.

Welcome to the forum, Jerry. Toss aside that bad joke book, pull up a stool, and make yourself at home.

Shoot - where'd he go?  ???
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Narked
« Reply #25 on: March 07, 2011, 09:58:05 AM »
Quote from: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on March 07, 2011, 09:24:37 AM
Shoot - where'd he go?  ???

You have to work it out from the clues...
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Narked
« Reply #26 on: March 07, 2011, 10:41:59 AM »
The Faroe Islands?
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Narked
« Reply #27 on: March 07, 2011, 01:00:18 PM »
Quote from: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on March 07, 2011, 10:41:59 AM
The Faroe Islands?

Didn't they beat Scotland?...
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Narked
« Reply #28 on: March 07, 2011, 01:13:47 PM »
We're only a small nation, Peepsie, with only 13 professional footballers, one with a prosthetic leg. And it was a draw.  :\
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