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Offline Roger Kettle

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Dental Appointments.
« on: March 04, 2011, 08:13:31 PM »
I had a check-up at the dentist's today. Everything was okay so I was asked to make another appointment for around six months time with the secretary. She tapped at the computer for a few seconds and then asked " How's Friday the Fourth of November at four o' clock?" Now, all I wanted to say was "I have no *!*!*!* idea. I might have a cold. The DENTIST might have a cold! I might be dead! The DENTIST might be dead! Maybe dentistry will have been declared an illegal medical practice, staffed by over-charging charlatans! Maybe the world will have ended!"
What I actually said was "That's fine".
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Offline Mince

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Re: Dental Appointments.
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2011, 08:32:20 PM »
Get yourself some kind of organiser so you have the answer to these kinds of questions ready.
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Dental Appointments.
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2011, 08:38:06 PM »
Good job she didn't offer you the 4.30...
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Dental Appointments.
« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2011, 08:43:46 PM »
 ;D
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Offline Mince

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Re: Dental Appointments.
« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2011, 08:49:03 PM »
Look at that! I get nothing, just the posting equivalent of tumbleweed, and git face gets a smiley. It's not right.
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Dental Appointments.
« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2011, 08:56:12 PM »
Quote from: Mince on March 04, 2011, 08:49:03 PM
Look at that! I get nothing, just the posting equivalent of tumbleweed, and git face gets a smiley. It's not right.

You can have the 5pm - without novocaine.
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Dental Appointments.
« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2011, 09:14:02 PM »
Notice how Mince didn't pick up the deliberate mistake and spot that November is actuallyeight months away - and not six! Well done, Roger. It worked.
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Dental Appointments.
« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2011, 09:47:35 PM »
Ah, but I was asked to make an appointment for AROUND six months time and November 4th was the first available.
I have no idea why I felt this was necessary to point out.
I'm going to bed now.
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Offline Mince

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Re: Dental Appointments.
« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2011, 10:06:01 PM »
Hmph! He ignored me again. I think I'll ban him for a few days.
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Dental Appointments.
« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2011, 10:23:07 PM »
The best time to go to the dentist is 2:30 (say it fast).
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Offline Bilthehut

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Re: Dental Appointments.
« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2011, 10:33:30 PM »
groan
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Dental Appointments.
« Reply #11 on: March 05, 2011, 12:02:14 AM »
Quote from: Diane CBPFC on March 04, 2011, 10:23:07 PM
The best time to go to the dentist is 2:30 (say it fast).

I was really hoping, nay, praying we might get through this thread without any mention of 2:30. But I never expected it of you, Diane. I'm sorry - I can't hide my shock and profound disappointment.


 :o  :(  < ---- see?
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Dental Appointments.
« Reply #12 on: March 05, 2011, 01:26:28 AM »
Let's hope no-one mentions those two fine dentists, Ben Doon, and Phil McCavity.
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Re: Dental Appointments.
« Reply #13 on: March 05, 2011, 08:13:37 AM »
Quote from: The Peepmaster on March 05, 2011, 01:26:28 AM
Let's hope no-one mentions those two fine dentists, Ben Doon, and Phil McCavity.

Perhaps it's because you're all a bit long in the tooth.
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Dental Appointments.
« Reply #14 on: March 05, 2011, 09:14:22 AM »
And I thought going to the dentist was painful!  ..0
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