Happy Easter!

[Diane CBPFC]

Wishing everyone a happy Easter. 

I planned to cook nice meals for the family for the holiday but have started off with a tray of burnt sausages. 

[Vulture]

Wishing everyone a happy Easter. 

I planned to cook nice meals for the family for the holiday but have started off with a tray of burnt sausages.

That's good, Diane. Put the sausages in the centre of the table and place any other you make around the burnt offering - and explain that it is a ritual sacrifice to appease the gods; whoever doesn't eat a sausage has to wash the dishes!

[The Peepmaster]

Wishing everyone a happy Easter. 

I planned to cook nice meals for the family for the holiday but have started off with a tray of burnt sausages.

That's good, Diane. Put the sausages in the centre of the table and place any other  you make around the burnt offering - the family will be so grateful that ALL the

Vulch? ...Vulch...?

You okay, Vulch...?

[Diane CBPFC]

Wishing everyone a happy Easter. 

I planned to cook nice meals for the family for the holiday but have started off with a tray of burnt sausages.

That's good, Diane. Put the sausages in the centre of the table and place any other you make around the burnt offering - and explain that it is a ritual sacrifice to appease the gods; whoever doesn't eat a sausage has to wash the dishes!

If the kitchen gods can't even keep an eye on a few sausages then sod 'em I say.