Malcolm, there appears to be a growing rumour that the world is about to be destroyed, causing Rapture and ruin within the next 24 hours, beginning at 6pm on the 21st, and following the International Dateline, as each country reaches its own 6pm around the globe.
According to my calculations, Malky, you will therefore be among the first to be affected, since where you are, it is now less than twelve hours until the world is reported to be coming to an end. I would therefore ask, that you post a message of comfort to us at 7pm your time, precisely, which, if my calculations are correct, will be around 10am in the UK.
It would be a great comfort to most of us here if you would do that, and in the process, either reassure us that this catastrophic event did not take place, or that Hell has the Internet. Thanks in anticipation.
