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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Insults.
« Reply #15 on: August 08, 2011, 05:31:42 PM »
Yes, thanks for finding those Rob.  :)

My brother once said to me "You think you're better than everyone you do" - I said, "No I don't, I just think I'm better than you."
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Offline Mince

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Re: Insults.
« Reply #16 on: August 08, 2011, 09:13:29 PM »
Quote from: Diane CBPFC on August 08, 2011, 05:31:42 PM
My brother once said to me "You think you're better than everyone you do"

Exactly how many people have you done?
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Insults.
« Reply #17 on: August 09, 2011, 08:11:17 AM »
Oh no - Diane missed a comma.
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Vulture

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Re: Insults.
« Reply #18 on: August 09, 2011, 11:09:14 AM »
Quote from: The Peepmaster on August 09, 2011, 08:11:17 AM
Oh no - Diane missed a comma.

I thought she'd missed two!
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Insults.
« Reply #19 on: August 09, 2011, 12:29:17 PM »
Quote from: Vulture on August 09, 2011, 11:09:14 AM
Quote from: The Peepmaster on August 09, 2011, 08:11:17 AM
Oh no - Diane missed a comma.

I thought she'd missed two!

Yes, you're right, Vulch. Thank goodness there are a couple of stalwarts helping raise the standard on this forum - Vulch and Pilch.
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Bog

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Re: Insults.
« Reply #20 on: August 09, 2011, 01:15:46 PM »
I overheard a conversation between an irate copper and his inspector.

It went like this;

"Inspector, if I call you a Tw*t, it is a discipline offence, but if I think you are a tw*t there is nothing you can do about it.
and I think you are a tw*t!

nice one.
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Malc

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Re: Insults.
« Reply #21 on: September 06, 2011, 05:20:04 PM »
"If talent was rubber, you wouldn't have enough to make a johnny for a spider.."

"She had lovely skin - but so much of it"
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Offline Max

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Re: Insults.
« Reply #22 on: September 06, 2011, 06:58:30 PM »
One from the master, Tommy Cooper........


She had lovely red hair, all down her back..

None on her head, just her back...........

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