I live almost alongside some rather nice woods, (Skeoch Woods), and in this necking session, we didn't have a Bank Holiday last Monday because we're Scotland, and we were excluded. I have days off when I feel like it though, and not when dictated by political mandarins, or any other form of duck. There are woods on the other side of Rothesay Bay too. They are called Skipper Woods. People were partying on luxury yachts in the marina last night. We both witnessed it. (I'm talking Lucy, here.)