I think Andrew should embrace the 3D revolution and learn to render his drawings on a computer, a la Striker. That way we could indeed have a computer-rendered Dennis posing for Cosmo, as Burt Reynolds did, or (as has been suggested) Vera for Page 3.
On that subject, I do remember a magazine special that Spitting Image produced in the 80s, which had Prince Andrew in a nude centrefold. They plonked about half a kilo of pork links where his todger should have featured. Once of the few genuine LOL moments, I guffawed.
Roger, have you ever thought of getting some specialists on board to create Beau Peep characters as 3D computer images? They would be great for promo purposes within the Star, in a sort of "what would Beau Peep look like in real life?" sort of deal.