Mince was disqualified because he's Mince but he did give me a good laugh on the way.
How is that a valid reason? Do you know how long and hard I worked on those competition entries, only to have some annoying upstart chuck in some seriously badly photoshopped rubbish near the end and steal my prize. The sheer days of meticulous attention to detail I put into each and every entry, only to have it all dismissed as little more than "a good laugh".
Bloody competitions! I never win. Even my dad has won one and that's saying something. Bloody brussel sprouts!
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Uuuuuuuuuuuurrghhhhhh! Fashing shablewadivvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv!
Why couldn't I have the prize? Why? Would it hurt you that much just to let me win this year? Look, just take another look at my entries and see the sheer genius and talent involved in each one.
Okay, fine! Let Jack win. See if I care!
It's just not fair! Robbed! I think I know what Dennis feels like every Christmas now without his bike.
And if this is some low joke about never letting me win then ...
It is, isn't it? So that's it. I see how it is.
Just don't talk to me.
