2011 Christmas Competition.

[Roger Kettle]

 

[Joan]

Congratulations, Jack! Well deserved! :-)

[Roger Kettle]

Has your prize arrived, Jack? It was posted last Monday.

[The Peepmaster]

Has your prize arrived, Jack? It was posted last Monday.

Maybe Customs has seized it...

[Jack]

Has your prize arrived, Jack? It was posted last Monday.

Nothing yet. Perhaps the weather has had an effect on the delivery. I'll let you know when it arrives.

[Roger Kettle]

Hmm. That's not good---it was posted first class. Hopefully, it will turn up this week.

[Jack]

It turned up today Roger, in pristine condition. Many thanks once again, I'm absolutely delighted with it. 

Although, to avoid any future nervousness when sending prizes to future competition winners, might I suggest adopting a pseudonym for the return-to-sender address. If any dishonest posties notice the package is coming from a celebrity such as yourself, they may be tempted to nick it. 

[Roger Kettle]

Really glad it arrived safely, Jack.

[The Peepmaster]

Although, to avoid any future nervousness when sending prizes to future competition winners, might I suggest adopting a pseudonym for the return-to-sender address. If any dishonest posties notice the package is coming from a celebrity such as yourself, they may be tempted to nick it. 

Put it down as coming from Steve Bright.

[Malc]

Damn, am I too late again? I could have done with a scarf. 

[Mince]

Damn, am I too late again? I could have done with a scarf. 

If you want one, all you have to do is lose and moan.

[Malc]

I'm Scottish, I imbibed losing and moaning with my mother's milk.

[Joan]

I'm Scottish, I imbibed losing and moaning with my mother's milk.