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Offline Mince

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Christmas Quiz
« on: December 09, 2011, 11:16:14 AM »
PART 1: CHRISTMAS ANAGRAMS

1. CUT AS NASAL
2. ME TOILETS
3. TRISECT HAREMS
4. LAWN SLOB
5. KIRK LINGERS
6. KID'S BEEN IN
7. RESEED IRONED NERD
8. HIS FARTS REMATCH
9. ROGER EZE OBSCENE
10. LAB CREAM JOY


PART TWO: LITTLE TO DO WITH CHRISTMAS
In these two words, the letters in red have the same sound when pronounced: key, cat.

Now find words in which the following letters have the same 'k' sound: ck, ch, qu, cc, cch, kk, lk, kh, cqu, cu.


PART THREE: SONGS
Work out which Christmas Number One these lyrics are from and put them in order of year.

- And it's a world of dread and fear
- we'll drink a drink a drink
- Dark distant mountains with valleys of green
- Children playing having fun
- It's the time that every Santa has a ball
- Now Ernie loved a widow, a lady known as Sue
- Though you may be far away We think of you
- Dreams of Santa, dreams of snow
- warriors both, of course
- That's where I'll be since you left me
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Re: Christmas Quiz
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2011, 11:17:28 AM »
Don't cheat by using the internet.
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Christmas Quiz
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2011, 03:33:56 PM »
Could we not just guess the number of red and green jelly beans there are in a jar?
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Re: Christmas Quiz
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2011, 03:45:20 PM »
        I want to play a game. Above is one of Roger's evil quizzes. Anyone who does not get all the answers gets turned into one of his characters in the Beau Peep strips. He showed no mercy to Vera of the Seven Veils. Will you be just as unlucky?

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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Christmas Quiz
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2011, 04:35:00 PM »
my guess is 1268 please don't ask me to do a red/green breakdown.
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People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

Offline Bilthehut

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Re: Christmas Quiz
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2011, 06:11:28 PM »
42?
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Christmas Quiz
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2011, 06:26:27 PM »
Hmm. This may take a while, methinks. Will try to get back to it tonight.
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Re: Christmas Quiz
« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2011, 05:01:33 PM »
Quote from: Mince on December 09, 2011, 11:17:28 AM
Don't cheat by using the internet.

Are we allowed to use the internet to:
a) read the questions, and
b) post the answers?
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Offline Mince

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Re: Christmas Quiz
« Reply #8 on: December 12, 2011, 05:50:50 PM »
Quote from: Jack on December 12, 2011, 05:01:33 PM
Quote from: Mince on December 09, 2011, 11:17:28 AM
Don't cheat by using the internet.

Are we allowed to use the internet to:
a) read the questions, and
b) post the answers?

I might allow that for a small fee.
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Christmas Quiz
« Reply #9 on: December 12, 2011, 08:39:31 PM »
Fee
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Re: Christmas Quiz
« Reply #10 on: December 12, 2011, 09:22:15 PM »
 ;D
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Christmas Quiz
« Reply #11 on: January 06, 2012, 08:46:28 PM »
Number two of part three is "Lily the Pink".
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Christmas Quiz
« Reply #12 on: January 06, 2012, 10:44:12 PM »
Quote from: Roger Kettle on January 06, 2012, 08:46:28 PM
Number two of part three is "Lily the Pink".

That funny because that was all I got when I first saw the quiz too and thought it would be a bit lame to only answer one question.
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Christmas Quiz
« Reply #13 on: January 07, 2012, 12:29:08 AM »
GOT IT! "Santa Clause"!

Now for number 2...
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Re: Christmas Quiz
« Reply #14 on: January 07, 2012, 10:48:02 AM »
This is all too little too late. I'm still in therapy.
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