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Offline Mince

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Make Christmas Better
« on: December 18, 2011, 01:46:03 PM »
Suggest ideas on how to make Christmas better. Each idea must involve either getting rid of one thing and replacing it with another, or swapping two things around.

I would have the children of the world pulling sleighs to deliver presents to reindeer who have been good all year round.

I would also replace Christmas trees with mounds of recyclable stuff from the year, all decorated with tinsel.

And Carol Singing would involve knocking on doors and asking the occupants to sing a Christmas song, so it becomes as annoying as Halloween.


Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Make Christmas Better
« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2011, 06:10:22 PM »
Do you mean like inviting some turkeys round to eat my in-laws?

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Re: Make Christmas Better
« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2011, 07:37:16 PM »
Do you mean like inviting some turkeys round to eat my in-laws?

Would Peepmaster and Tarquin actually want to turn to cannibalism?

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Re: Make Christmas Better
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2011, 12:59:29 AM »
Maybe get rid of a post by a 24 carat gold twat, and replace it with a sensible one? Just an idea. No offense.
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Make Christmas Better
« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2011, 06:35:06 AM »
I think Christmas would be a whole lot better if they stopped putting those coloured pieces of turnips (to fool us into thinking they are fruit) into Christmas cakes.

People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

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Re: Make Christmas Better
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2011, 11:33:40 AM »
Maybe get rid of a post by a 24 carat gold twat, and replace it with a sensible one? Just an idea. No offense.

You want me to delete your post?

Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Make Christmas Better
« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2011, 11:39:53 AM »
Maybe get rid of a post by a 24 carat gold twat, and replace it with a sensible one? Just an idea. No offense.

You want me to delete your post?

Very good!
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Make Christmas Better
« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2011, 06:32:22 PM »
But let's say your guests are vegan and into black metal - then what's a person supposed to serve for Christmas?
http://youtu.be/2HuU_m0hi1w
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Make Christmas Better
« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2011, 08:30:23 PM »
Good Grief, Nigella's looking a bit rough these days.

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Re: Make Christmas Better
« Reply #9 on: December 19, 2011, 08:59:01 PM »
Diane thought the thread was titled, "Make Christmas Butter"...
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Make Christmas Better
« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2011, 10:14:29 PM »
I liked the question from the guy who asked where one could buy a dishwasher-safe satanic mixing bowl.  :)
People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

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Re: Make Christmas Better
« Reply #11 on: December 20, 2011, 01:30:34 AM »
I liked the question from the guy who asked where one could buy a dishwasher-safe satanic mixing bowl.  :)

That's the last time I ask YOU anything in confidence!
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Make Christmas Better
« Reply #12 on: December 20, 2011, 04:39:38 AM »
I liked the question from the guy who asked where one could buy a dishwasher-safe satanic mixing bowl.  :)

That's the last time I ask YOU anything in confidence!

Sorry, I didn't know it was meant to be for a surprise gift.
People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

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Re: Make Christmas Better
« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2011, 09:37:43 AM »
Good Grief, Nigella's looking a bit rough these days.

 ;D

Indeed! Nigella meets Gene Simmons, meets Rorschach.
I apologise, in advance.