Song

[Mince]

I am at a party and they are karaoke singing. In ' Total eclipse of the heart.' she sings:


I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears.

And all I thought is, ' Well either stop crying or invest in some noise-cancelling  headphones.

[Diamond Lil]

Can't be much of a party if you've got time to post here

[Mince]

I can multitask.

[Diane CBPFC]

Can't be much of a party if you've got time to post here

Can't be much of a party if they are singing Bonnie Tyler songs on the karaoke ...but still it sounds better than the sad jigsaw puzzle/sausage roll party I am throwing this year.

[Jack]

the sad jigsaw puzzle/sausage roll party I am throwing this year.

I initially mis-read that as "jigsaw puzzle/sausage roll throwing party" and thought it sounded like great fun.

[Diane CBPFC]