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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Toastmaster joke
« on: March 21, 2012, 03:42:02 PM »
Since you helped me out with the potato sack joke about three meetings ago - someone keeps putting my name in the "Jokemaster" section of the sign up sheet. Normally you would only need to tell a joke about every 12 weeks, but because my joke was funny and some of the others were not only un-funny but rude - I am now on a bit of a run as a stand up comedian :-)

This week's joke:

I phoned up Sea World to find out about their holiday packages.
The customer service rep. said, “I can tell by how you talk, you must be a Toastmaster!”, would you mind repeating a few phrases for me?”
I said, “sure, If this gets me a discount on admission”
She said: “Say ‘Jump through a hoop’”.
I said in my clear Toastmaster voice, “Jump through a hoop”
Then she said: “Say “Do a back flip”.
Remembering my years of Toastmaster training I said, “Do a back flip” proudly and clearly.
She then thanked me and said, “This call will be used for training porpoises”.

People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

Offline Bilthehut

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Re: Toastmaster joke
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2012, 05:49:06 PM »
 ;D

Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Toastmaster joke
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2012, 07:17:10 PM »
Where's the "like" button..?
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

Diamond Lil

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Re: Toastmaster joke
« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2012, 06:10:03 AM »
 ;D ...now that's how my day should start!  Thanks Diane

Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Toastmaster joke
« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2012, 09:15:50 AM »
;D ...now that's how my day should start!  Thanks Diane

What, toast-making?
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

Diamond Lil

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Re: Toastmaster joke
« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2012, 06:41:35 AM »
Absolutely...plus my own homemade grapefruit marmalade 8)