Author Topic: Incoming!  (Read 1509 times)

Sandy Buttcheeks

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Incoming!
« on: November 02, 2012, 12:10:09 AM »
Does Honest Abdul sell anything that deflects fireworks? It's now T minus 3, and it's a bit of a tradition around here to light bonfires visible to the Hubble Telescope, and aim fireworks at any house that doesn't have a Red Cross painted on all four sides. It's not that I don't like fireworks, it's just the red laser target point that gets me slightly worried.

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Incoming!
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2012, 01:32:49 AM »


No, but I do. Firework Deflector - $300.00 delivery and tax and wrapping extra.
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Sandy Buttcheeks

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Re: Incoming!
« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2012, 09:07:34 PM »
Hah! You must think I'm a naive newbie. Got my own real one earlier for a fraction of the price. Only £400..which I make four thirds of yours  :P


Sandy Buttcheeks

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Re: Incoming!
« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2012, 12:37:36 AM »
Well Diane, it looks like we were the only ones prepared. From the lack of posts, I'm going to assume that everyone else caught a bad dose of death from stray friendly-fire attacks from their nearest bonfires.

We did try.

 :'(