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Offline Bilthehut

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Re: The virtual gift-giving scheme of 2012
« Reply #30 on: December 25, 2012, 12:04:42 PM »
Just for Fyodor, as he previously said his Tardis was wonky.

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Re: The virtual gift-giving scheme of 2012
« Reply #31 on: December 25, 2012, 04:33:35 PM »
As Diane likes creating things, and giving speeches, I thought this might be appropriate. (Get your own glue...)

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Re: The virtual gift-giving scheme of 2012
« Reply #32 on: December 25, 2012, 05:44:51 PM »
For Egg - a new home!

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Re: The virtual gift-giving scheme of 2012
« Reply #33 on: December 25, 2012, 05:58:20 PM »
For Jack - so you can join in with the raindeer games

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Re: The virtual gift-giving scheme of 2012
« Reply #34 on: December 25, 2012, 06:00:33 PM »
Quote from: Diane CBPFC on December 24, 2012, 05:07:52 PM
For Max, I'm giving you the day off from cooking by sending Jamie around to cook your meal...better stock up on bacon, he puts that on everything :-)



I wish the bugger had shown up Diane, today I tried to cook a honey glazed ham, nearly 4 hours of effort for something that fell apart quicker than a 10p toy with nearly as much flavour.
Feeling betrayed by all the Gordon Ramsey, Hairy Bikers, Nigella and even Heston Bloominawful programmes I watched  who all produced beautiful succulent hams that you could cut into wafer thin slices.

All my attempts to slice produced things which made a THUD as they hit the plate.

I threw the rest outside for the foxes, probably have the SSPCA charging me with cruelty.  :-\
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: The virtual gift-giving scheme of 2012
« Reply #35 on: December 25, 2012, 06:02:39 PM »
For Roger, to keep your golf sticks warm in the cold weather...


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Re: The virtual gift-giving scheme of 2012
« Reply #36 on: December 25, 2012, 06:05:52 PM »
And for Sandy Buttcheeks - a collection of formal wear.


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Re: The virtual gift-giving scheme of 2012
« Reply #37 on: December 25, 2012, 06:12:55 PM »
For Peepmaster and Lucy - you guys get to share a gift because I'm on dial-up internet and have to keep an eye on the turkey...

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Re: The virtual gift-giving scheme of 2012
« Reply #38 on: December 25, 2012, 06:22:08 PM »
For Diamond Lil

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Re: The virtual gift-giving scheme of 2012
« Reply #39 on: December 25, 2012, 06:33:01 PM »
For Billthehut...you get a week's rental of hut #5, might be a bit chilly - wrap up!



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Re: The virtual gift-giving scheme of 2012
« Reply #40 on: December 25, 2012, 06:39:23 PM »
For Redundant, Zesty White, Tarquin Thunderthighs III, Joan, Vulture, Bog and Elizabeth...I found you all something in the Boxing day sales!

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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: The virtual gift-giving scheme of 2012
« Reply #41 on: December 25, 2012, 06:44:25 PM »
Max you'll have to try a spiral-cut ham - over here they sell them at Costco. They are brilliant - a packet of tasty glaze to go on is included and all sliced for you - really just a case of bunging in the oven for three hours and then looking like a real chef when you take it out.





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Offline Bilthehut

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Re: The virtual gift-giving scheme of 2012
« Reply #42 on: December 25, 2012, 11:46:42 PM »
Quote from: Diane CBPFC on December 25, 2012, 06:12:55 PM
For Peepmaster and Lucy - you guys get to share a gift because I'm on dial-up internet and have to keep an eye on the turkey...



Saw those in the local garden centre.
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Offline Bilthehut

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Re: The virtual gift-giving scheme of 2012
« Reply #43 on: December 25, 2012, 11:47:56 PM »
Quote from: Diane CBPFC on December 25, 2012, 06:39:23 PM
For Redundant, Zesty White, Tarquin Thunderthighs III, Joan, Vulture, Bog and Elizabeth...I found you all something in the Boxing day sales!


If that's not enough, I do have a few spare used boxes around.
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Offline Bilthehut

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Re: The virtual gift-giving scheme of 2012
« Reply #44 on: December 25, 2012, 11:49:55 PM »
Quote from: Diane CBPFC on December 25, 2012, 06:33:01 PM
For Billthehut...you get a week's rental of hut #5, might be a bit chilly - wrap up!


But where is it?  And who do I get the key from.  Does it have wi-fi Internet?
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