I refuse to play those silly sombrero/Portuguese language games, obrigado very much.
Great holiday, lousy trip home. We boarded the plane bang on time and taxied to the runway for our 11.30 a.m. flight to Edinburgh. The captain announced fine weather ahead and a pleasant three-hour journey home. Five minutes later, he announced the dreaded "technical problems" and it was back to the terminal. We sat in the plane for about an hour as the temperature rose and the numerous babies on board began wailing in unison before being informed that the plane was kaput and we all had to disembark. We finally took off on a replacement plane at 5 p.m.---8 hours after getting to the airport. Ah, well...
The holiday itself was excellent. My wife and I sampled some excellent seafood and managed the odd glass of wine in the balmy evenings. The days were spent swimming, reading and taking lazy walks in the hot sun. Ideal.
I know I have to get back to work tomorrow but I can't remember what I do.