Diane's got herself locked out

[The Peepmaster]

I've had an email from Diane, which I've passed over to my assistant, Mince, stating that she can't get into the forum.

I think Mince must be deliberating whether we allow her back in. Personally I'm all for it, but should we have a vote?

[Jack]

I am absolutely 100% against that idea.

[Egg]

I've had an email from Diane, which I've passed over to my assistant, Mince, stating that she can't get into the forum.

I think Mince must be deliberating whether we allow her back in. Personally I'm all for it, but should we have a vote?

Is that a vote or a veto!

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

I've got my hand up Diane.

Could you check my punctuation, Mince. I don't know if the above is correct.   

[Roger Kettle]

For God's sake, let her back in----she's the only sane one around.

[Diane CBPFC]

I'm back! My new Norton login assistant is an idiot.

[The Peepmaster]

I'm back! My new Norton login assistant is an idiot.

Is Mince your new Norton login assistant by any chance?

[Jack]

I am absolutely 100% against that idea.

Now that Diane is back, I feel I should clarify that I was 100% against the idea of a vote, not against letting her back in.

 

[The Peepmaster]

I was fair in setting the poll. I allowed everyone 2 votes, so they could vote for and against. That's what I'm like.

[Mince]

Okay, just got here: what's the problem?

[Diane CBPFC]

I am absolutely 100% against that idea.

Now that Diane is back, I feel I should clarify that I was 100% against the idea of a vote, not against letting her back in.

 

Your meaning was understood perfectly Jack.

In unrelated announcements: Jack shall be the rear-end of the camel in this year’s panto.

[Diane CBPFC]

Okay, just got here: what's the problem?

All sorted. My old Norton login assistant was lime green and worked. My new Norton login assistant is yellow and left out the space between my name and CBPFC so then it didn't work. I figured this out myself.

[Jack]

That's what you get for delegating simple tasks such as "logging in" to an assistant, instead of just doing it yourself.

[Diane CBPFC]

What's the point of owning a camel but spitting yourself.

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

What's the point of owning a camel but spitting yourself.

Accuracy?