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Offline Mince

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Three Words
« on: December 03, 2013, 08:41:35 PM »
You have to sum up Christmas in three words: adverb, adjective and noun.

Here are mine: frustratingly magical nostalgia.

The scrooge hat will be awarded at the end of the thread.
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Three Words
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2013, 10:21:47 PM »
Snowingly snowy snow
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People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Three Words
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2013, 11:47:15 PM »
Wholly Holy Holly
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Malc

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Re: Three Words
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2013, 08:46:46 AM »
Ho ho ho   
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Three Words
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2013, 09:03:26 AM »
Bah Hum Bug.
Hang on, the first word has to be an adverb...
Bahly Hum Bug.
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Offline Mince

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Re: Three Words
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2013, 11:31:27 AM »
I think we should do a Christmas Carol here, with Diane, Tarquin and Malc as the three spirits, in that order, and Roger as Scrooge.
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Diamond Lil

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Re: Three Words
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2013, 07:12:51 PM »
disappointedly rejected singer
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Three Words
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2013, 08:14:48 PM »
Quote from: Mince on December 04, 2013, 11:31:27 AM
I think we should do a Christmas Carol here, with Diane, Tarquin and Malc as the three spirits, in that order, and Roger as Scrooge.
Actually, I still have a fondness for Christmas. As you get older, it's difficult not to look around the dinner table and remember the faces that are no longer there but it's still a happy occasion. Daftness and laughter still abound. My "kids" (now in their mid-twenties) are long gone from home but, happily, remain enthusiastic about returning for a traditional  Christmas. I grew up in a small village in the Scottish Highlands, 1,200 ft above sea level, so my Christmases were often white and I can still remember the excitement of them. That excitement has, over the years, been slowly replaced by nostalgia but that's okay, too.
Right, I'm off to flick round the channels to see if I can find "It's a Wonderful Life".
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Sandy Buttcheeks

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Re: Three Words
« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2013, 09:52:31 PM »
annoyingly immoveable family
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Sandy Buttcheeks

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Re: Three Words
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2013, 10:09:20 PM »
Quote from: Diamond Lil on December 04, 2013, 07:12:51 PM
disappointedly rejected singer

amazingly unique voice   8)

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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Three Words
« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2013, 03:44:38 PM »
Quote from: Mince on December 04, 2013, 11:31:27 AM
I think we should do a Christmas Carol here, with Diane, Tarquin and Malc as the three spirits, in that order, and Roger as Scrooge.

And Mince can be the door knob.
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People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

Offline Mince

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Re: Three Words
« Reply #11 on: December 05, 2013, 04:57:09 PM »
Quote from: Diane CBPFC on December 05, 2013, 03:44:38 PM
And Mince can be the door knob.

I'll just act brassed off.
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Sandy Buttcheeks

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Re: Three Words
« Reply #12 on: December 05, 2013, 06:02:40 PM »
Quote from: Mince on December 05, 2013, 04:57:09 PM
Quote from: Diane CBPFC on December 05, 2013, 03:44:38 PM
And Mince can be the door knob.

I'll just act brassed off.

Well, you have had you're knockers...
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Offline Mince

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Re: Three Words
« Reply #13 on: December 08, 2013, 04:56:43 PM »
Our story begins on a cold, bleak, and biting Christmas Eve in the Scottish Highlands, as Roger is walking home through the snow, exactly seven years after the death of his secret business partner, Mad Pierre. Roger is a squeezing, wrenching, grasping, scraping, clutching, old windbag who has no place in his life for Doctor Who or Christmas. He hates both, calling them Bahly hum bug. He even refuses to have a Christmas Competition.

As he reaches the door of his home....
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