Better Members

[Mince]

I think we ought to vet our members, to cut down on the rubbish ones we keep getting, and perhaps we ought to apply the new criteria retroactively.

Here are my ideas:

1. must have read at least one Beau Peep strip;

2. must be able to drive a car.

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

I think we ought to vet our members, to cut down on the rubbish ones we keep getting, and perhaps we ought to apply the new criteria retroactively.

Here are my ideas:

1. must have read at least one Beau Peep strip;

2. must be able to drive a car.

One strip? What, all 3 boxes? Jeeeeez.

Groucho Marx was right about clubs.

 

[Malc]

I support this. There are women in Saudi Arabia putting their lives on the line, driving cars in broad daylight while certain cartoon writers sit cravenly on the bus, refusing to learn to drive.

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

3. Must be able to tie own shoelaces.

[Roger Kettle]

I support this. There are women in Saudi Arabia putting their lives on the line, driving cars in broad daylight while certain cartoon writers sit cravenly on the bus, refusing to learn to drive.

Think of the lives I've saved....
The other day, my wife's car wouldn't start so she arranged for the local mechanic to pop by while she was at work. I was to give him the key when he arrived. He duly turned up at my door and then, turning towards the street, asked " Is your wife's car the Fiat Uno?" I stared blankly at him for several seconds before pointing at a vehicle I vaguely recognised and announced "It's that red one."
I have no idea what make it is.

[Mince]

Is this why Dennis has the obsession with getting a bike? Is it something subconscious?

[Roger Kettle]

If it IS subconscious, how would I know? Anyway, I really don't carsarethechariotsofhell believe in that subconscious mumbo-jumbo.

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

If it IS subconscious, how would I know? Anyway, I really don't carsarethechariotsofhell believe in that subconscious mumbo-jumbo.

Isn't a mumbo-jumbo a plane?

[The Peepmaster]

If it IS subconscious, how would I know? Anyway, I really don't carsarethechariotsofhell believe in that subconscious mumbo-jumbo.

Isn't a mumbo-jumbo a plane?

You're thinking of the plane that goes to Bombay's new airport.

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

If it IS subconscious, how would I know? Anyway, I really don't carsarethechariotsofhell believe in that subconscious mumbo-jumbo.

Isn't a mumbo-jumbo a plane?

You're thinking of the plane that goes to Bombay's new airport.

Do you think they let the passengers hang on to the sides of the planes like they do with the trains?

[Diane CBPFC]

I think if you can get through the password mindtrap, you deserve to be here.  Sometimes I don't and give up. No, I don't want to talk about it.