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Offline Diane CBPFC

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A thought to cheer up the singles on Happy Hearts Day.
« on: February 14, 2014, 06:57:35 PM »
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: A thought to cheer up the singles on Happy Hearts Day.
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2014, 08:10:36 PM »
Very comforting!
I apologise, in advance.

Rob Baker

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Re: A thought to cheer up the singles on Happy Hearts Day.
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2014, 08:38:45 PM »
Scanning through The Times personal ads page today, something caught my eye:


Sandy Buttcheeks

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Re: A thought to cheer up the singles on Happy Hearts Day.
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2014, 08:57:52 PM »
Brilliant ! I don't know what's better, the Beau ad or the fact that Charlie has been outed as an internet addict.  :)

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Re: A thought to cheer up the singles on Happy Hearts Day.
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2014, 10:38:00 PM »
I wonder just who put that ad in the paper? Any thoughts? Rob?
People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

Rob Baker

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Re: A thought to cheer up the singles on Happy Hearts Day.
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2014, 11:41:49 PM »
I wonder just who put that ad in the paper? Any thoughts? Rob?
Somebody with more money than sense, I think!  It'd be nearly 90 quid to place an ad like that, according to The Times website.

Sandy Buttcheeks

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Re: A thought to cheer up the singles on Happy Hearts Day.
« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2014, 12:32:32 AM »
I wonder just who put that ad in the paper? Any thoughts? Rob?
Somebody with more money than sense, I think!  It'd be nearly 90 quid to place an ad like that, according to The Times website.

That could be anyone from here, Rob. Sense doesn't seem to be the most abundant commodity any of us possess. It's why we come here.   ;D ;D

Diamond Lil

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Re: A thought to cheer up the singles on Happy Hearts Day.
« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2014, 07:38:43 AM »
the fact that Charlie has been outed as an internet addict.  :)

Oh is that what that meant.  I thought he was advocating we all only use Persil :(

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Re: A thought to cheer up the singles on Happy Hearts Day.
« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2014, 09:46:00 AM »
I'm just amazed that there's a Beau Peep fan who reads The Times.

Rob Baker

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Re: A thought to cheer up the singles on Happy Hearts Day.
« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2014, 01:26:39 PM »
I'm just amazed that there's a Beau Peep fan who reads The Times.
I do, but I buy it just so I can tuck the Daily Star inside.

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Re: A thought to cheer up the singles on Happy Hearts Day.
« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2014, 06:47:44 PM »
 ;D

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: A thought to cheer up the singles on Happy Hearts Day.
« Reply #11 on: February 16, 2014, 12:37:19 AM »
Where I live, I have to tuck the Times inside the Star.  8)
I apologise, in advance.

Sandy Buttcheeks

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Re: A thought to cheer up the singles on Happy Hearts Day.
« Reply #12 on: February 16, 2014, 12:45:04 PM »
Where I live, I have to tuck the Times inside the Star.  8)

We used t'dream o tuckin Times inside o Star.

You try tellin kids thaaaat these days. They won't believe y'.