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Sandy Buttcheeks

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Tips for beating stress
« on: March 23, 2014, 04:19:22 PM »
Don't download apps that claim to be "Relaxing Melodies". They aren't. They play watery noises and whale noises that, should you ever manage to nod off, seep into your subconscious and ensure that the only thing you feel upon waking, is a full bladder.

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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Tips for beating stress
« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2014, 04:24:14 PM »
Welcome to my world.
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Sandy Buttcheeks

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Re: Tips for beating stress
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2014, 05:31:03 PM »
Thanks for the welcome, Diane. So how's the whale noises on your side of the world?

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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Tips for beating stress
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2014, 04:11:26 AM »
We don’t have many whales on the prairies; I was talking about my two-hour bladder. 

This has nothing to do with whales or bladders but I would like to mention that I saw a large cat today - couldn't decide it it was a bobcat or a lynx - ran right in front of the car on the highway. I don't think I've seen a wild cat before.

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Malc

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Re: Tips for beating stress
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2014, 10:11:14 AM »
Have you ever seen a bigfoot?
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Malc

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Re: Tips for beating stress
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2014, 10:11:54 AM »
Not that I'm obsessed with them, or anything.
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Tips for beating stress
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2014, 01:13:02 PM »
Quote from: Diane CBPFC on March 24, 2014, 04:11:26 AM
I don't think I've seen a wild cat before.

I have. Accidentally stood on our Rubik's tail the other day...
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Sandy Buttcheeks

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Re: Tips for beating stress
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2014, 07:50:21 PM »
Quote from: Malc on March 24, 2014, 10:11:14 AM
Have you ever seen a bigfoot?

Surely they're all 12"? 
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Tips for beating stress
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2014, 10:37:19 PM »
Quote from: Malc on March 24, 2014, 10:11:14 AM
Have you ever seen a bigfoot?

Only in TV beer commercials...I have my suspicions that it may have just been a guy in a suit.

I am more sure now that it was a lynx that I saw, rather than a bobcat due to their range and the tail length.
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Sandy Buttcheeks

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Re: Tips for beating stress
« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2014, 11:01:22 PM »
This should help, Diane.

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Malc

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Re: Tips for beating stress
« Reply #10 on: March 25, 2014, 06:50:56 PM »
There are "BOBCAT AHEAD" signs in Australia warning pedestrians and motorists in semi rural areas that construction or bush maintenance is going on. My recently emigrated sister-in-law actually thought they indicated the presence of large, dangerous felines.
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Sandy Buttcheeks

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Re: Tips for beating stress
« Reply #11 on: March 25, 2014, 10:43:32 PM »
Quote from: Malc on March 25, 2014, 06:50:56 PM
There are "BOBCAT AHEAD" signs in Australia warning pedestrians and motorists in semi rural areas that construction or bush maintenance is going on. My recently emigrated sister-in-law actually thought they indicated the presence of large, dangerous felines.

Bush maintenance that requires a bobcat? Those Aussie women are a tough breed right enough.   :o
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Malc

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Re: Tips for beating stress
« Reply #12 on: March 28, 2014, 11:08:25 AM »
Bush does grow thicker in damp, humid regions
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Sandy Buttcheeks

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Re: Tips for beating stress
« Reply #13 on: March 28, 2014, 03:25:16 PM »
Quote from: Malc on March 28, 2014, 11:08:25 AM
Bush does grow thicker in damp, humid regions

Good craic, Malc.
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Malc

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Re: Tips for beating stress
« Reply #14 on: March 29, 2014, 07:39:40 PM »
I find bush craics generally beneath me.
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