Alas, the time has come. My son is off to Bulgaria with his mates shortly, for his first holiday away from the nest. I don't know whether to...
A. Be jealous of his "lads" holiday.
B. Be afraid for poor Bulgaria.
C. Hope that Bulgaria imposes a sudden prohibition.
D. Hide his passport.
Mrs Buttcheeks seems to think I need to talk to him...I don't!
Answers on a postcard please.
