Author Topic: Bluebottles.  (Read 1843 times)

Sandy Buttcheeks

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Bluebottles.
« on: June 18, 2014, 06:43:17 PM »
What is the point of them?

Seriously!   >:(

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Bluebottles.
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2014, 08:43:46 PM »
They help spread disease to cull humanity.

People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

Sandy Buttcheeks

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Re: Bluebottles.
« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2014, 10:38:56 PM »
Damn. Now I wish I had sent mine to the Big a Brother show, instead of spraying it.

Opportunity lost.   :(

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Bluebottles.
« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2014, 07:18:43 AM »
"it" - there was just one was there?

I think there is a minimum list of irritants before you can start a thread. One is okay if it is a black bear breaking down your screen door - for flies, I think that there needs to be at least 5 or 6.
People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

Sandy Buttcheeks

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Re: Bluebottles.
« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2014, 06:21:09 PM »
"it" - there was just one was there?

I think there is a minimum list of irritants before you can start a thread. One is okay if it is a black bear breaking down your screen door - for flies, I think that there needs to be at least 5 or 6.

Damn again. Yes, there was just the one. A massive big thing with a hatred of windows and flying in straight lines. Had there been 5 or 6, I fear that had they have mastered formation flying, I may not have been here to complain about them.

My bluebottle could spank a black bear.

Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Bluebottles.
« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2014, 03:29:47 PM »
...for flies, I think that there needs to be at least 5 or 6.

We used to call police "bluebottles". If there had been 5 or 6, that would have been the Flying Squad.
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