My wife left me...

[Redundant]

Well, she's back.   Demonstrating her unrivalled knowledge of dust she identified three dust free areas on the kitchen table, "hat shaped" as she described them, after that it all went a little downhill.  There's been this "thing" knocking around the kitchen all week, getting in the way all the time, eventually I lost my temper and threw it out.   Now apparently we need a new ironing board.

As for Pedro, he's for real it seems, at least judging from the copious holiday snaps of the handsome, boat owning...turns out my wife has also been cavorting with whales and dolphins, I'm praying that's not a euphemism.

I got my own back, in a fit of pique I swapped over my socks and my undies drawers...

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

I got my own back, in a fit of pique I swapped over my socks and my undies drawers...

I'm no expert, but I don't think drawers will be as comfortable, or as warm, on your feet.

[Roger Kettle]

Great story, Red. I laughed out loud at the ironing board incident!

[Redundant]

Thanks Roger, coming from someone who makes people laugh for a living, that's a generous compliment.

I'm no expert, but I don't think drawers will be as comfortable, or as warm, on your feet.

In hindsight you may be correct, on the other hand I may have inadvertently invented "Manx Clogs"

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

I'm no expert, but I don't think drawers will be as comfortable, or as warm, on your feet.

In hindsight you may be correct, on the other hand I may have inadvertently invented "Manx Clogs"

Great idea Red, although the name does seem to be more appropriate to a lower intestinal disease. 

[Redundant]

Great idea Red, although the name does seem to be more appropriate to a lower intestinal disease. 

     I honestly think that's the first time I have laughed and thought yuck at the same time, my wife frequently suggests I have a bizarre sense of humour, I think I may be in the presence of greatness...no wait, it's just indigestion...

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

 

For some reason, I now have an episode of "Ripping Yarns" in my head. Wasn't there one with a scene where Michael Palin's uncle (?), was unblocking a drain by hand whilst showing off his various diseases? Not sure, just remember it being hilarious.