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Malc

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Re: Sellotaping bananas to a stuffed corncrake.
« Reply #15 on: August 07, 2007, 11:48:45 AM »
Nope, not me, honest.

I only found out after I'd been going to the jazz club for a good while that it was known locally as "grab a granny night".

But that's another story.
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peter

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Re: Sellotaping bananas to a stuffed corncrake.
« Reply #16 on: August 07, 2007, 05:27:05 PM »
Quote from: Malc on August 07, 2007, 11:48:45 AM
Nope, not me, honest.

I only found out after I'd been going to the jazz club for a good while that it was known locally as "grab a granny night".

But that's another story.
Did you get one and dont want to tell us about it
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Offline Max

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Re: Sellotaping bananas to a stuffed corncrake.
« Reply #17 on: August 07, 2007, 08:06:54 PM »
I've held a tiger and lion cub (Spain 1981) hopefully the law forbids this now, but at the time it was wonderful.
As for parachuting, I'll go along with Kate " only a loony would jump out of a perfectly functional aeroplane"  ;D
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Sellotaping bananas to a stuffed corncrake.
« Reply #18 on: August 07, 2007, 08:21:59 PM »
I wonder if corncrakes like cornflakes. Or if capercaillies, enjoy capers daily...
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Tom

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Re: Sellotaping bananas to a stuffed corncrake.
« Reply #19 on: August 07, 2007, 08:42:53 PM »
Imagine if there was a superhero... we'd all be reading the daily capers of the caped capercaillie...
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Sellotaping bananas to a stuffed corncrake.
« Reply #20 on: August 07, 2007, 08:48:58 PM »
Quote from: Tom on August 07, 2007, 08:42:53 PM
Imagine if there was a superhero... we'd all be reading the daily capers of the caped capercaillie...
But what if it was a gay caped capercaillie called Kay. We'd be reading the daily capers in the daily papers of the gay caped capercaillie called Kay.
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Sellotaping bananas to a stuffed corncrake.
« Reply #21 on: August 07, 2007, 09:08:25 PM »
Am I the only sober one on here?
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peter

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Re: Sellotaping bananas to a stuffed corncrake.
« Reply #22 on: August 07, 2007, 10:54:06 PM »
Quote from: Tom on August 07, 2007, 08:42:53 PM
Imagine if there was a superhero... we'd all be reading the daily capers of the caped capercaillie...
Laugh I nearly p..ssed my pants
Well done Tom nice one
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Sellotaping bananas to a stuffed corncrake.
« Reply #23 on: August 07, 2007, 11:27:33 PM »
Quote from: peter on August 07, 2007, 10:54:06 PM
Quote from: Tom on August 07, 2007, 08:42:53 PM
Imagine if there was a superhero... we'd all be reading the daily capers of the caped capercaillie...
Laugh I nearly p..ssed my pants
Well done Tom nice one
I'm offended. You could at least have p**sed your pants at my contribution.
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Sellotaping bananas to a stuffed corncrake.
« Reply #24 on: August 07, 2007, 11:44:13 PM »
Quote from: The Peepmaster on August 07, 2007, 11:27:33 PM
Quote from: peter on August 07, 2007, 10:54:06 PM
Quote from: Tom on August 07, 2007, 08:42:53 PM
Imagine if there was a superhero... we'd all be reading the daily capers of the caped capercaillie...
Laugh I nearly p..ssed my pants
Well done Tom nice one
I'm offended. You could at least have p**sed your pants at my contribution.

When was the last time you were able to p**s your pants twice in quick succession? He'd have had them in the tumble dryer by the time he read your post. Give the man a break!
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Sellotaping bananas to a stuffed corncrake.
« Reply #25 on: August 07, 2007, 11:46:37 PM »
I just stared at my fruit-bowl. In a really angry fashion!
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Sellotaping bananas to a stuffed corncrake.
« Reply #26 on: August 07, 2007, 11:56:53 PM »
Bet it was plum scared.
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Tom

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Re: Sellotaping bananas to a stuffed corncrake.
« Reply #27 on: August 08, 2007, 08:49:39 PM »
Quote from: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on August 07, 2007, 11:56:53 PM
Bet it was plum scared.
I think you should appleogise for that gag... :-\
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peter

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Re: Sellotaping bananas to a stuffed corncrake.
« Reply #28 on: August 08, 2007, 09:20:46 PM »
The grapes of Roth
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