As I've said before, I regard cheese as the "emperor's clothes" of foodstuff. It makes me want to shout "People, listen to me! You're eating rotten, rancid, lumpy milk! Don't be fooled! It tastes foul!"Not only does it taste revolting and smell disgusting, the makers make up silly names for it and charge you all a fortune.Listen at the door of the boardroom in any cheese factory. All you will hear is laughter.
