Woah-oh-oh-oh, camel dung

[Mince]

There's a song from the 1980s called Camouflage by Stan Ridgway.

The Chorus goes like this:

Woah-oh-oh-oh, Camouflage
Things are never quite the way they seem
Woah-oh-oh-oh, Camouflage
I was awfully glad to see this big Marine

This song has been going round my head for the past few days. I've been whistling it and humming it (much to the amusement of my students) but with one difference: instead of "Camouflage" I am singing "camel dung".

It's rather scary, actually.

[Roger Kettle]

That was interesting.....I was musing about your cameldung singing when the screen went blank. A few seconds later, a page appeared, offering me real estate in Tennesse. I pressed a few keys in an attempt to return to the camel dung and I think I've just bought a log cabin in the Smoky Mountains.

[Mince]

Can I burn it down?

[The Peepmaster]

Not really an outbuilding though, Roger...

[Egg]

Mince, what are you doing..........can't get it out of my head now!

[Vulture]

Mince, what are you doing..........can't get it out of my head now!

Isn't this a Kylie song?

[Malc]

He sounds like he's playing in the toilet.


You know the one:

In the toileeeeet
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the TOIleeeeet
Yes, you can put your mind at ease,
In the toileeeet
Come on now people make a stand,
In the toileeeeet,
Can't you see we need a hand...

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

So Mince started with the Stan Ridgway Marine song...very strange.

Malc brought in a Village People parody...stranger yet.

Vultch throws in a Kylie reference...I'm sensing a thread.



I've stumbled into a gay forum, haven't I?   

[Bilthehut]

Definitely Gray (but not the book variety).

[Egg]

Aren't we crossing over to the other topic now...........

[Vulture]

So Mince started with the Stan Ridgway Marine song...very strange.

Malc brought in a Village People parody...stranger yet.

Vultch throws in a Kylie reference...I'm sensing a thread.



I've stumbled into a gay forum, haven't I?   

This is a new one on me - the only other times I've been accused of being gay was when I've refused a bloke's advances..... mind you, it was a l-o-o-n-g time ago! 

[The Peepmaster]

So Mince started with the Stan Ridgway Marine song...very strange.

Malc brought in a Village People parody...stranger yet.

Vultch throws in a Kylie reference...I'm sensing a thread.



I've stumbled into a gay forum, haven't I?   

This is a new one on me - the only other times I've been accused of being gay was when I've refused a bloke's advances..... mind you, it was a l-o-o-n-g time ago! 

And Mince did go a bit quiet after that, I seem to remember.