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Offline Mince

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Fridge
« on: February 03, 2016, 09:53:49 PM »
So I was putting this half-eaten pasta into the freezer and it slid in nicely on an empty shelf, but the person to whom it belonged wanted it covered in cling film, so I wrapped it right round twice with cling film and again slid it into the fridge, but this time it did not slide. Something was blocking it. I was sure the shelf was empty but obviously something was in the way. Then I realised the cling film was not sliding, but sticking to the shelf. It took me a while to realise this.

I intend to write a follow-on post to this one called 'Fridge 2: Twice Clingy".

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Fridge
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2016, 01:54:13 AM »
You must have wrapped it inside out.
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Re: Fridge
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2016, 10:24:05 AM »
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I intend to write a follow-on post to this one called 'Fridge 2: Twice Clingy".

 ;D ;D

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Fridge
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2016, 11:44:48 AM »
Is this a joke?
I apologise, in advance.

Offline Mince

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Re: Fridge
« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2016, 12:11:11 PM »
No, it's a sequel. It's a cling film. :)

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Fridge
« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2016, 01:21:22 PM »
That was a joke...right?  :P
I apologise, in advance.

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Re: Fridge
« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2016, 01:55:58 PM »
Is this a joke?

That was a joke...right?  :P

Oh, I see: no, 'this' and 'that' are relative pronouns.

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Fridge
« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2016, 03:32:44 PM »
Positively incestuous!
I apologise, in advance.