Barry Humphries

[Mince]

Barry Humphries is 82 tomorrow, and he's been doing his Dame Edna Everage for over 60 years. I found out both of these facts today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b69yueVkRKk

[Mince]

I also discovered that people living in the 16th century bathed more than once a year.

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

I also discovered that people living in the 16th century bathed more than once a year.

And you base this on what exactly?

[Mince]

I also discovered that people living in the 16th century bathed more than once a year.

And you base this on what exactly?

I discovered that after googling the veracity of something my dad read out about people in the 16th century only bathing once a year in May so they could get married in June, or something similarly stupid.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

All together now...SING....

Here we go lathering nuts in May...

[Mince]

I've never heard of that nursery rhyme. That must be some Scottish version of "mulberry bush". You always have to be different.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

No, we always are different.

[Mince]

No, you just have a penchant for being angrier and closer to where Santa lives.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

And why would we be angry about that (unless we'd moved down to England  )?

[Mince]

Do you Scots ever need a reason? I'm talking about well thought-out ones.

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

All together now...SING....

Here we go lathering nuts in May...

 

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

Do you Scots ever need a reason? I'm talking about well thought-out ones.

Are you saying we Scots are an angry race?

[Mince]

Are you saying we Scots are an angry race?

No, of course not. You'd need to calm down a lot to be an angry race. 

[Redundant]

Are you saying we Scots are an angry race?

No, of course not. You'd need to calm down a lot to be an angry race. 

Priceless 

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Are you saying we Scots are an angry race?

No, of course not. You'd need to calm down a lot to be an angry race. 

Priceless 

Thruppence ha'penny!