When you see them all together like that, you have to admire Mr Kettle's stunning ability to stretch an idea beyond breaking point.
Can I just add, in my defence, that the sequence of near-identical jokes above are what's known as a "running gag" in the comedy business. And definitely not "lazy crap when you can't think of anything else and there's a deadline coming up and your cat's just died."
And definitely not "lazy crap when you can't think of anything else and there's a deadline coming up and your cat's just died."