Utterly useless

[Mince]

That's me.

[Redundant]

?

[Mince]

So you still don't have an artist. I'd help, but the last time I drew something it came alive and ate my non-existent dog.

[Redundant]

I'll get there eventually, I can manage some of it on my own, but I wanted to try and improve on my efforts so the search bean...and ended.

[Mince]

so the search bean

Are they like magical beans, like in Jack and the Beanstalk?

[Diane CBPFC]

[Diamond Lil]

 

[Redundant]

so the search bean

Are they like magical beans, like in Jack and the Beanstalk?

Nah, more doughy like Toad in the Whole.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I have no idea what this thread is all about, but am happy to accept its opening gambit.

[Roger Kettle]

Thank you, Tarks. I thought it was just me.

[Redundant]

Tsk tsk.   Here's a clue:

https://youtu.be/6vOUYry_5Nw

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Mince is learning to fly a plane?

[Mince]

Thank you, Tarks. I thought it was just me.

You thought it was just you who was useless?

[Roger Kettle]

When I'm in the mood.

[Mince]

Nope, the great and wise comic strip writer could never be useless.