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Offline Roger Kettle

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Portugal.....
« on: May 27, 2016, 11:23:28 AM »
....as from tomorrow, for a week.  8)
Be good.
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Offline Mince

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Re: Portugal.....
« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2016, 11:43:32 AM »
Albufeira? I can recommend a good ice-cream cafe and a lovely Indian.
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Redundant

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Re: Portugal.....
« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2016, 02:57:03 PM »
Have a great time, not jealous at all...    <- <- <-   Bring me back a Portuguese maiden of questionable morality who thinks short, bald, ugly men are attractive...no pressure.
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Offline Mince

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Re: Portugal.....
« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2016, 04:59:27 PM »
Quote from: Redundant on May 27, 2016, 02:57:03 PM
Bring me back a Portuguese maiden of questionable morality who thinks short, bald, ugly men are attractive...no pressure.

Why? Are you having a improvement makeover so that you look like one?  :)
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Rob Baker

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Re: Portugal.....
« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2016, 05:22:14 PM »
Have a great time Roger (don't spill any coffee  :P )
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Redundant

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Re: Portugal.....
« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2016, 06:58:20 PM »
Quote from: Mincy McMinceface on May 27, 2016, 04:59:27 PM

Why? Are you having a improvement makeover so that you look like one?  :)

Ouch.   I resemble that remark.   Yes I am, the new fungus cream is working well, so I hope to be relatively odorous in the very near future...
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Offline Mince

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Re: Portugal.....
« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2016, 08:23:23 PM »
Quote from: Redundant on May 27, 2016, 06:58:20 PM
I resemble that remark.

So now you're saying you look like a sentence? And you want Roger to ask Portugese maidens whether they fancy a dalliance with a possibly grammatical sequence of words?
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Redundant

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Re: Portugal.....
« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2016, 10:41:33 PM »
I wasn't actually planning on saying that much, at best "Thank you," at worst "Sorry."
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Portugal.....
« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2016, 04:36:59 AM »
Bon Voyage  8)
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Re: Portugal.....
« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2016, 01:46:33 PM »
Is he back yet?

Just got back from Scotland late last night - glad I didn't have time to drop by Kettle Towers on the off-chance of a cuppa now, although I suppose I could have robbed the house.

Have a great time, Roger et al - if there's anything missing from the hoose when you get back, it wusnae me!
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Diamond Lil

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Re: Portugal.....
« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2016, 08:51:00 PM »
Not bothered that I'm not with them this time.
Not bothered either that little bro will be well into coffee and Drambuie poolside by now.
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Offline Mince

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Re: Portugal.....
« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2016, 09:00:34 PM »
Lil, has he abandoned you? Shall I go there myself and set fire to his apartment?
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Diamond Lil

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Re: Portugal.....
« Reply #12 on: May 29, 2016, 10:15:01 AM »
I think my singing along with a Neil Diamond impersonator outside a bar in Albufeira may have affected any future invitations to join the family.
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Offline Mince

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Re: Portugal.....
« Reply #13 on: May 29, 2016, 10:48:52 AM »
Yes, but surely that's nothing compared to being a Dundee United supporter.
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Diamond Lil

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Re: Portugal.....
« Reply #14 on: May 30, 2016, 10:15:07 AM »
Ya think?
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