It's good to see that developers of games for mobile phones are finally creating games for morons to play. Apparently, all you need to do is hunt for pokemon characters by getting lost in caves, falling off cliffs, and walking into the road and getting run over. For example, Moron Michael Baker, 21, was out at 1am catching pokemon when he met someone he thought was another player, but when he asked him if he wanted to battle him, the stranger stabbed him in the shoulder. Michael then refused medical treatment so that he could continue playing.
From what I hear, there's a companion game called "Lead a moron to his pokemon death".
