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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Caption this photo
« on: August 09, 2016, 03:22:40 AM »
Caption this photo:
People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

Offline Mince

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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2016, 05:52:28 AM »
"No, seriously, every time I bite down on your head, these words pop out above it."

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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2016, 06:25:53 AM »
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People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2016, 06:11:06 PM »
Great photo, Diane.
The one on the left is saying "Red Riding Hood, can you hear me?"
Ok, I know they're not wolves and it isn't funny but, apart from that, it's brilliant.

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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2016, 06:20:41 PM »
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People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2016, 06:22:01 PM »
Mine is "It's a coyote eat coyote world" - I had thought that was too lame to post.
People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2016, 11:55:48 PM »
How about:

"This French kissing's not all it's cracked up to be" or

"Sorry but that one will have to come out, and there's a loose filling" or finally

"Now lift your tail and I'll see if I can see behind you"
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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2016, 01:07:29 AM »
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People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2016, 06:38:13 AM »
Does the winner get a prize?

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2016, 07:58:20 AM »
Yes, two pounds of pork chops - I'm cleaning out my freezer.
People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2016, 10:40:47 AM »
Blimey! You can't even find a vegan caption competition nowadays.

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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2016, 12:42:26 PM »
"When did you have your tonsils out!"

"Nope, can't see a wasp! You'll be fine!"

"This isn't what I had in mind reference mouth wash!"

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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2016, 07:45:34 PM »
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People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

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« Reply #13 on: August 11, 2016, 11:06:21 PM »
"I know you always wanted to be a penguin son, but this is going too far"

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Re: Caption this photo
« Reply #14 on: August 12, 2016, 02:02:27 AM »
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People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad